Internet Goodness: The Gnarliest Tattoo Ever

I know we've all seen some stupid tattoos in our day. Whether it's the idiot who gets a picture of his kid/girlfriend/family on his back that looks nothing like said kid/girlfriend/family, or the asshole who gets barbed wire around his bicep because "it looks tough," or the girl who gets the butterfly/flower/Chinese symbol she thinks means "Passion" but really means "Lower Intestine," we've seen it all.

Except for this. This is the gnarliest tattoo I've ever seen. Take a look:

You may think your eyes are deceiving you, but think again, bucko. That's Bowser. Wearing sunglasses. Shredding on a double-necked guitar. While surfing. In front of a giant pot leaf. In front of a giant cross. You may be asking yourself, "How does one come up with the concept for such an incredible tattoo?"

Boom:

Oh, Whitest Kids U' Know, you're an inspiration to us all.