Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Buzz vs. The News 1: Madonna's Gym


I had initially planned to do one of these posts right after I announced the new features, but it took me a while to get to find an article that bothered me to an appropriate degree. Well, I found it. I'm going to preface this post by apologizing for the profanity it contains. This article seriously has me so goddamn angry that I can barely see straight. It's not that I disagree with the writer (although he/she writes like a goddamn 12-year-old), but the content is just plain idiotic. With that out of the way, let's get to the article.


As soon as I saw the heading for this article, I knew it would piss me off. I hate Madonna. I have virtually no knowledge of her career, because for the most part I don't give a shit; I'm not interested in her music, and she's rarely relevant in the world of celebrity gossip anymore. When she does rear her head every once in a while, it's typically to reaffirm to the world that, yes, she is still a mean unlikable bitch. I'm going to go step-by-step through this article, and hopefully I won't slam my keyboard through my monitor before I'm done.