Showing posts with label Lost. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lost. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

RECAP: Lost - "The End"



If you had asked me what my reaction to the Lost finale was going to be before I watched it, I would have predicted either mild appreciation or blind fury. After the shitfest that was season 6 of this show, I honestly wasn't expecting a whole lot in terms of satisfaction from the finale. The writers have made a habit of spitting directly in the faces of fans of the show, and there was no indication that they would do any different with "The End." And as predicted, initially I was pissed with the way the show ended. Significant questions were left unanswered, and the explanation of the Side-Universe at first seemed fantastically retarded. However, it's been a day or so, and now I'm left with a somewhat-startling feeling of indifference about the show. How, you ask, did one of the most important shows of our generation end up causing me not to care at all about it? Read on, my friends, and you will see a tale of stupidity the likes of which has rarely been seen.

Friday, May 21, 2010

Internet Goodness: Lost Re-enacted by Cats

This is probably the most accurate re-enactment of Lost that I've ever seen. And it doesn't even need people.


Wednesday, May 19, 2010

RECAP: Lost - "What They Died For"



After 6 years it's finally coming to an end. That's right, this Sunday, Lost airs its series finale, which will hopefully bring the show to a satisfying conclusion but which will much more likely just piss off anyone who watches. After an amazingly weak season, the only reason I'm still watching the show is because I've watched it for six years and what the hell else am I going to do with only a couple of episodes left. I had hoped the show would finish strong, but until this week's episode it didn't look like there was much hope of that. However (dare I say it?), this week's episode was actually pretty good. I really only had one complaint about it, which I'll get to at the end of the recap, but overall it was well-paced and it answered several of the major questions that the show has been based on. Read on for the full recap.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

RECAP: Lost - "Across the Sea"



It's incredible to me how far downhill this show has gone. Yes, the third season was god-awful, but I felt like the show redeemed itself with the fourth and fifth seasons. This sixth season, however, with very few exceptions, has been absolutely horrendous. The plot is crawling along at a snail's pace, with sporadic episodes in which so much happens it's impossible to get the full impact (last week's episode was a perfect example). It's gotten so bad, in fact, that even when the show finally answers some of the huge questions that it has set up (as this week's episode did), they are robbed of their significance by the knowledge of how awful the show has become. This week we finally learned the background of Jacob and the Man in Black, but aside from revealing this information the episode was not very good at all, and so it took away from the satisfaction of finally getting some goddamn answers from this show. After the jump I've got the full recap.


Saturday, May 8, 2010

Internet Goodness: Lost - CSI Miami Edition


I don't know if anything I could say would do this picture justice. You'll have to click it to see it full-size. Enjoy:





RECAP: Lost - "The Candidate"


With only three episodes left, Lost is currently scrambling to wrap up as many of its loose ends as it possibly can in the time it has. The finale has been extended by half an hour in order to give them more time to do this, but the fact that they've written themselves into a situation that can't possibly be adequately resolved in three episodes (despite the fact that they've known for like 3 goddamn years exactly how much time they had left) means that a lot of the resolutions that we're going to see are going to be pretty sloppy. And that's exactly how I'd describe this week's episode: sloppy. Yes, it moved the plot along, but it resolved a number of storylines in completely unsatisfactory ways. After the jump I've got the full recap.


Wednesday, April 21, 2010

RECAP: Lost - "The Last Recruit"


Only four episodes left, and Lost has now shifted from not moving at all to rushing headlong towards the finish line. The storylines in the idiotic alternate universe are converging, and events on the Island are indicating a climactic battle within the next few episodes. Read on for the full recap.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

RECAP: Lost - "Everybody Loves Hugo"

Huzzah! Things are actually happening on Lost! The plot is moving ahead! After a mediocre season so far, the last two episodes have really picked things up and made the show at least bearable to watch again. It finally seems like things are converging towards some climactic moment, and it looks like the stupid alternate universe storyline is going to be resolved fairly soon. After the jump, you can read the full recap.


Thursday, April 8, 2010

RECAP: Lost - "Happily Ever After"

It's about damn time this show made something happen. This week's episode, focusing on Desmond, FINALLY started the plot moving again, and took some steps toward a resolution of this stupid alternate universe storyline they've been going with all season. Desmond's always been one of the more interesting characters on the show, but he'd been virtually absent the entire season, so it was nice to see what's going on with him. Read on for the full recap.


Wednesday, March 31, 2010

RECAP: Lost - "The Package"

God I'm getting really sick of this show. I don't know why I bother writing these recaps, other than to vent my frustration. This week's episode was one of the more useless this season; infuriating because they only have like 6 episodes left to wrap up their storylines. These damned side-flashes are going nowhere fast, and I have no idea how they're going to resolve the problems they've created without pissing everyone off (oh wait, I forgot, it's Lost. They don't care whether they piss everyone off or not. Sigh). Anyway, read on for the full recap.



Friday, March 26, 2010

Internet Goodness: 1960's Lost Credits


Another way Lost could be way better would be if it started with these opening credits:



Also, click read more for a surprising Sun moment.


RECAP: Lost - "Ab Aeterno"

Well it only took 6 goddamn seasons, but we finally got the full story on Richard Alpert, the Island's mysterious, never-aging Jacob servant. After the jump I've got the spoiler-filled recap, but for now I'll just say that while it was probably one of the better episodes of the season, my overall reaction was "meh." For something they've been building up for like 3 or 4 seasons, it seemed like a pretty anticlimactic episode. But more on that later. For now, Read More for the full recap.


Friday, March 19, 2010

RECAP: Lost - Recon


After the jump, I've got the recap of the latest episode of Lost. As I mentioned last week, Lost has a bad habit of going long periods of time without giving us any indication of a particular character's motivations, and now they seem to be going through the cast and trying to correct that. This week's episode, titled "Recon," followed Sawyer, and the side-flashes were some of the more confusing that we've seen thus far. Read on for the full recap (Spoilers Ahead).


Thursday, March 11, 2010

RECAP: Lost - Dr. Linus


Lost has a bad habit of going long periods of time without addressing certain characters, so that when we finally catch up with them, we've almost forgotten what the last thing they did was. For the past 3 seasons, it seemed like we couldn't go 5 minutes without getting an update on what was happening with Ben Linus, but thus far in the sixth season he really hasn't done much other than follow others around looking scared and confused.

This week's episode, while maintaining his scared and confused demeanor, at least allowed us a glimpse at what was going through Ben's head. Apparently killing Jacob at the end of last season has turned him from a badass conniving mastermind into a whimpering little girl who always does what he's told.

The side-flashes showed us Ben's life as a high school teacher (as was indicated by the earlier Locke-centric episode). Despite having a doctorate in Modern European History, Ben finds himself running detention sessions instead of his true passion, the history club. His best friend is Leslie Arzt (the guy who was blown up by dynamite in season 1), and the principal of his school is the whiny reporter who was trapped on the plane with John McClane's wife in Die Hard 2 - and he's just as much of a dick this time around. Ben wears ridiculous little glasses and lives with his ailing father. Apparently in this timeline they still went to the Island (as Ben's dad seems to regret having left, thinking that they would have had a much better life if they had stayed there), and Alex Rousseau is a student in Ben's history club.

Substitute Teacher Locke suggests to Ben that Ben should replace the principal, and Ben starts plotting. Alex mentions that she overheard the principal and the school nurse getting it on in the nurse's office one day, and Ben enlists Arzt (who apparently moonlights as a hacker) to gain access to the nurse's email account in order to find proof of the affair. However, when Ben confronts the principal and tries to blackmail him into giving up his position, the principal shows Ben an email from Alex (which was displayed in an email program that looked like it was from 1993) asking for a recommendation letter to Yale. The principal is a Yale grad, and Alex wants to go to Yale, but she needs the recommendation letter. The principal states that he will torch Alex's aspirations if Ben proceeds with his blackmail plan. Ben backs off and allows Alex to get what she wants.

In the present, Ben, looking scared and confused, meets up with Ilana, Miles, Sun and Frank. Ilana gives Jacob's ashes to Miles, and asks him to tell her how Jacob died. Miles reveals that Ben killed Jacob, and Ilana says that Jacob was the closest thing she ever had to a father. Ben looks scared and confused. The group heads to the beach where the Oceanic survivors had made their camp, and once there, Ilana reveals that she was instructed to protect someone with the last name Kwan, because they are candidates to replace Jacob - she just doesn't know if it's Jin or Sun. She tells Sun that there are 6 candidates left.

Hurley wakes up from a dream about cheese curds (how the hell has he stayed so fat during all this time on the island?), and tries to stall Jack from going back to the temple. Richard appears, having freshly applied his eyeliner, and tells them he will lead them to the temple.

Back on the beach, Frank reveals that he was supposed to have been piloting Oceanic 815, but he overslept. Ben comments that the Island got him in the end, regardless of how he got there. Ilana takes Ben to the graveyard, chains him to a tree, and instructs him to dig his own grave using a bamboo shoot. Ben looks scared and confused, and tries to bribe Miles into helping him, but Miles has apparently been chatting with the dead people in the graveyard, as he asks Ben why he would want Ben's money when there is $8 million in diamonds buried with two of the bodies (oh yeah, forgot about that one). Ben claims that Jacob didn't care that he killed him, and Miles tells him that right up until the second Ben plunged the knife into his heart, Jacob was hoping he was wrong about Ben.

As they walk, Hurley asks Richard why he doesn't age. Of course Richard can't give a straight answer (this is Lost, after all); he merely says that Jacob gave him a gift. They arrive at the Black Rock instead of the temple, and Richard tells Jack that everyone at the temple is dead. Richard mentions that he's been at the Black Rock before (somewhat confirming the theory that Richard came to the Island on the ship), and that this is the first time in all the years he's been on the Island that he's come back. He wants to kill himself, as he feels that now that Jacob is dead, his life has been wasted. However, because Jacob touched him (ew), he can't kill himself. Jack lights a stick of dynamite for Richard, but then sits down to chat. Jack tells Richard about the lighthouse, and says that he doesn't think he'll die either, since Jacob apparently had big plans for him. Of course, the dynamite doesn't explode.

Back at the beach, Evil Locke shows up (he does the best smug smile I've ever seen) and releases Ben, telling him to come to the Hydra Station on the other island. He needs someone to be in charge of the Island when he and his group leave, and he wants Ben to be that person. Ben escapes, Ilana chases him, and they have a showdown. Ben tells Ilana that he allowed Alex to die, choosing the Island over his "daughter," because he thought it was what Jacob wanted and he was afraid of losing his power. He killed Jacob because he realized that Jacob didn't care about any of that, and he had sacrificed Alex for nothing. He says he's going to Locke because "he's the only one who will have me," but Ilana says she'll have him (aw). They return to the beach, where Miles is inspecting his diamonds. Richard, Hurley and Jack arrive at the beach, and the episode ends with a submarine periscope spying on them from out in the water, with Charles Widmore aboard.

Overall, it was a pretty decent episode, although I'm not completely sold on the direction Ben's character is going. As I said, he used to be this amazing mastermind, and everything he did was part of some diabolical plot, but lately he just follows orders, whether they be from Ilana, Evil Locke, or whoever else he happens to be with at the moment. Ben used to be one of my favourite characters on this show, but this new Wimpy Ben is somewhat aggravating. On the other hand, I do understand that he is essentially a dictator who has lost all of his power, and is now just struggling to survive amidst groups of people who have every reason to hate him. This might just be the natural progression for his character.

On a final note, I could have done without the submarine bit at the end. Up until the periscope appeared, the ending of the episode was very reminiscent of the first season, in which Hurley would listen to music while we got a glimpse of what various people were up to. Lately, it seems that the writers are intent on ending every episode with some shocking twist moment, and they really need to stop doing that soon, because they're fast running out of time to wrap things up.

Monday, March 8, 2010

Lost, Only Better

I'll tell you what, Lost would be a much better show if we had this to start us off instead of that dreary white text on black background.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

RECAP: Lost (Warning - Spoilers Ahead)

"Uhhh..."

The above statement was my official reaction to this week's Lost. You can quote me on it.

I honestly don't know what to think about this show anymore. It's been through more ups and downs than a pair of saggy jeans, it's had entire seasons that were god-awful and it's followed them up with seasons that were so good my pants got a little tighter every Wednesday night. Or Thursday night, I guess; I'm too poor for cable so I have to catch the episodes online the next day. I want to like this show again, I really do, but I'm afraid it's too late for that. At this point I really just want it to end. I know there's no way in hell they're going to be able to wrap up all of the loose ends they've created in this monstrosity; in fact, they've basically guaranteed they aren't going to, which is pretty infuriating, given the hours of my life that I've sacrificed to this show. Damn you, Lindelof and Cuse!

Anyway, to the recap.

This week's episode was Sayid-centric, which is always a good thing. Sayid has consistently been one of the best characters on the train wreck that this show has become, but although they've been doing a lot with him lately, they haven't really given us anything from his point of view.

In the side-flashes (flash-sideways? Flash-alternate universes? I don't know what to call these things now) we see Sayid arriving at Nadia's house. Nadia is married to Sayid's brother, which made us all look back at the fact that we always thought Sayid was travelling to LA to hook up with Nadia and say "Wait, what?" Sayid's brother, Omar, has borrowed money from a loan shark who is now demanding more money. The loan shark beats up Omar, and his associates bring Sayid to see him...Surprise! It's Martin Keamy, the mercenary from the freighter ship who came to the island looking for Ben! Keamy eats some eggs while trying to act like a badass, until Sayid gets sick of it and kills everyone. He then hears a noise coming from the freezer, and surprise again! It's Jin, tied to a chair and rambling in Korean!

In the present (well, in 2007--Lost's present), we finally see some reaction from Sayid about the shit the Others have been putting him through, as the episode begins with him bursting into Dogen's office. Their meeting quickly becomes one of the more awesome fights we've seen in the last few seasons (although what Sayid fight isn't awesome? Come on, he snapped a dude's neck with his feet! His FEET!!!). The fight doesn't really solve anything, however, as looking at a baseball makes Dogen sad, and he tells Sayid to leave, then quickly changes his mind when Claire shows up. They're really playing up the Claire-is-Rousseau angle, as her hair gets gnarlier every episode. Evil Locke has sent her to get Dogen out to talk to him (read: bring him to be killed), and Dogen decides to send Sayid instead, with instructions to kill Evil Locke before he can get a word out. Surprisingly, Sayid follows Dogen's instructions, stabbing Evil Locke in the chest, with no effect.

Evil Locke explains that Dogen know the dagger wouldn't kill him, and in fact expected Sayid to be killed in the assassination attempt. He then implies that he would be able to reunite Sayid with Nadia, who if you remember was killed by a speeding car when Jacob prevented Sayid from crossing the street with her. Sayid returns to the temple with an ultimatum: any of the Others that do not leave the temple and join Evil Locke by sundown will be killed. Some boring Kate stuff happens that has very little effect on anything, other than revealing to Claire that Kate in fact did take Aaron from the island (I'm really hoping that Claire kills Kate like she said she would, thus ending the 6-season-long borefest that Kate has brought to the island--yes, I know it's unlikely to happen, but a guy can dream, can't he?).

Sayid confronts Dogen again, and Dogen reveals a backstory that no one really asked for: several years ago he killed his son in a drunk-driving accident, and Jacob brought him back to life in exchange for Dogen coming to the island and never returning. The emotional baseball that Dogen keeps fondling apparently belonged to his son, or reminds him of his son, or something; it's never really made clear. In any case, Sayid waits for Dogen to finish his story, then throws him into the pool and drowns him. He kills Lennon (Dogen's translator--yeah, I had to look up his name too) for good measure, but only after Lennon explains that Dogen was the only thing keeping Evil Locke out of the temple. Sayid then sits down to wait, or sulk, or something.

Evil Locke bursts into the temple as the smoke monster and kills everyone who's not a main character. At the same time, Sun, Lapidus, Ilana and Ben show up out of nowhere with no explanation as to how they got there, and rescue Miles. They escape through the same secret passage that Hurley and Jack took last week. Kate, Claire and Sayid are left with Evil Locke and the remaining Others, and Evil Locke leads them dramatically towards the camera as the episode ends.

Overall, I think this has been my favourite episode of the season so far. As I said, Sayid is one of my favourite characters, and I'm interested to see what they're going to do with him now that he's apparently a bad guy. It definitely seems like the writers are dividing the characters into camps of Good and Evil, and it feels like some sort of epic battle is coming.

One final note: I love what they've done with Locke. In my opinion, John Locke has been the absolute worst character on this show since Day One. For five seasons, he didn't do a single thing (other than dying) that didn't piss me off. However, Terry O'Quinn does evil really well, and the writers have finally given him a story arc in which he can shine. He's just as effective as a bad guy as Ben Linus ever was; perhaps even more so, because Evil Locke is a whole lot creepier than Ben ever was. It just remains to be seen whether or not Evil Locke can be as cold and diabolical as Ben has proven himself to be.